Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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