He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
It's official drugs can't kill me
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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