How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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