id be glad to
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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