i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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