whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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