It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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