So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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