highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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