I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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