I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
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