Whod you bang
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Randomize
