Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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