I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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