belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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