i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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