it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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