Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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