when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I think people are normalizing furries
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