Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
We left an ass print on the piano.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I love you.
Bad choice
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