come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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