i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
birth control should be required to get into college
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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