Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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