There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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