I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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