Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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