You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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