Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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