i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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