everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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