why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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