How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Do plants get herpes?
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