i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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