even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Four minutes until I can fart!
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
I fill condoms, not promises.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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