listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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