I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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