I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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