My brain says no but my pants say off.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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