I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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