she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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