i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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