I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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