You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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