your room smells of hookers.
And success
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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