the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
The struggles of a small town man whore
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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