Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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