you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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