Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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