butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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