and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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