it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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